An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
by Bambiixxxxhardcore March 20, 2009
Get the haydenmug. by They Call Me Ugl June 30, 2018
Get the haydenmug. A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense
by Best Biatch March 19, 2017
Get the Haydenmug. A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.
Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
by Babyswagga3000 December 28, 2009
Get the Haydenmug. The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.
by Kenyons September 30, 2016
Get the Haydenmug. Def 1 : Hayden is the name for when someone who is a total pussy/Fuck boi/asshole/ and or faggot.
Def 2 : A sex move used by furries where they shove their fake tails up the others butt.After a Hayden is used They Usually never have sex again
Def 2 : A sex move used by furries where they shove their fake tails up the others butt.After a Hayden is used They Usually never have sex again
by Not A Faggot400 September 24, 2017
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden is a fuckboy who has many girlfriends over a 6 month period about 6. He is a try hard and thinks he’s big but isn’t, he changes his hair every month getting worse by the day and his insta game is insta gay, DO NOT BECOME FRIENDS WITH HAYDEN
by JOHNNNNNNNOOOOOO May 1, 2019
Get the Haydenmug.