A disgustingly amazing friend. He is always willing to help you out if you mention a problem your having he the first to offer a solution. He may seem indifferent et at times but he has a lot to say.
He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
There goes that pedophile Brendon again... luring little kids to his white beetle.
Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
by Schwifty bits December 26, 2019
Damnnnnnn he a Brendon
by Young fly B November 23, 2021
Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".
by WeegeeCool December 09, 2021
by daddystopit July 08, 2021
Brendon is benito mussolini
by dog the creator February 14, 2025
by dodo birds are cool November 11, 2021
brendon seems like a very rude person but when you get to meet him he is very sweet and also has an obsession with drifting cars and his favourite being a s15
Girl: have you seen brendon he's so hot
Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out
Girl: do it youll be the luckiest
Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out
Girl: do it youll be the luckiest
by bigshnuutsies April 24, 2019