Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.

She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her

by Izyblandit April 27, 2021

The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time

The worst game ever made, unlike The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, the best game ever made

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time>The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time

by anonymous December 30, 2016

Zeldork

A dumb dork who likes Zelda. Probably a closet weeb who looks dumb. Also probably gets called a nerd at school lmao yeah definitely. Zeldork definitely didn’t make this, yeah definitely.

Zeldork has lost her will to live.

by NOT Zeldork September 1, 2020

Zoldyck Family

Some bitchass family to have. Literally traumatized Killua-best-boy and pretended nothing happened. Except Illumi and Zeno, Illumi being hot and Zeno passing my vibe-check. Other than that they a bitch, especially Kikyo, I'm coming for your bones bitch, not even the ankles or the kneecaps, all yo bones.

The Zoldyck Family is horrible! They traumatized Killua!

by Zenopassedthevibecheck April 28, 2021

Zelda

An adventure game that you get owned in then any other game. But it can be fun until you get owned

That creature owned me in Zelda but i'll still play because i have nothing else better to do

by omnomnom!!11 June 2, 2009

The Princess Zelda

A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.

The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.

Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.

Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.

You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.

"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."

"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."

by linkgenesis January 27, 2013

The Legend of Zelda

A video game made by Nintendo where there is a warrior named Link who is supposed to save Zelda. Hardest game to get through.

by SonicDude June 2, 2003