a skinny vegitarian creature that enjoys coffee and is unsuccessful with the ladies; considers itself dead sexy
That creepy old guy at the coffee shop is such a zeldes
by J.J. Engr December 10, 2009
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An extremely intelligent and hot guy. if you don't give him the gigachad role, you fucking suck dick for sure. he has innate leadership skills. He fo sure has a big dick and the girls drool over him. thank u
how is someone like that ugly communist slovak a chad while zelde is a pixie girl?
by TheTrueSpeakerrrr December 4, 2020
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