Zenning

Zenning (or Zen-travel) is a form of transportation, often used by people looking for something that they know is near their current position, or people who want to waste alot of time.

Zenning is a simple transportation, seeing it can be used in a vehicle or on foot. It is finding someone who looks like they know where they are going, and then following them. This usually does not work, and is mainly used as a last option.

"sup, what were u doin all of yesterday? i saw u hangin round wif dose chicks from St Pauls?"
"oh i was zenning, u shud try it sometime!"

by Shane Vincent July 3, 2006

Zen

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Zen is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

That guy is totally a zen

by Thenowandzen130 May 14, 2020

zen house

Zen House is the kind of house music that instantly puts you in a chill spot by a waterfall, surrounded by the serene sounds of chirping birds. With a spicy plantain snack and a fresh fruit bowl within reach, and a glass of Pinot Grigio or a nice cold beer in hand, you find yourself dancing and snacking, totally immersed in the moment. It's all about being fully Zen, relaxed, and not worrying about things you cannot change, simply living in the harmony of beats and nature.

"That party was amazing, Zen House all night long, feeling totally refreshed and worry-free."

by ratseggs March 5, 2024

zen

abbreviation of citizen for the teller.

Lost child said to the police ,secondary: Yeas my father was a zen...

by man!? February 19, 2018

Zen's List

When Zenthedragon gets jealous of some guys talking to their gyal.

"Bro, have you seen Zen's list?!?"
"Na? What's that? Jk of course I've heard of it."

by mbob barley March 5, 2024

♡ zen🌽#9024

They’re the most gayest person in the word coming from hajibitchthebottom

♡ zen🌽#9024 Is gay.

by Hajibitchthebottom November 21, 2021

Zen Bully

someone who is toxic as hell -- while remaining convinced that they are a really good person.

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. "I'm so Zen, i couldn't possibly be mean!"

Ah yeah, Elaine's a total Zen Bully. She treats people like shit all day but thinks she's mother theresa.

by arrmon September 20, 2022