A thot that can never leave the house and is always begging said to give him rides. type of somali kid u would never want to hang with has cameras watching him from all angles
“oh shit look that’s a zak isse mufuckin goof”
“bro if i was a zak isse i would feel sick asf like godamn"
“bro if i was a zak isse i would feel sick asf like godamn"
by Kamal... July 19, 2019

by cevoooooo February 20, 2023

I had a great prank lined up, until someone was an Uncle Zak and snitched on me.
That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.
That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.
by 6 Pack Sample December 16, 2018

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.
by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025

by bobdolphin June 12, 2009

Useless and like sausage fest. Is totally not gay, but like to suck cock chicken. Like underage girls and is addicted to hentai. Likes being drilled and white stuff that comes out of cucumbers.
by dasjdnaoisdn May 31, 2019

zak is the best
by zak_isbest March 17, 2022
