fringe-zombie

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.

Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009

Zombie Chat

The act of either having a instant message or text message conversations where nothing gets accomplished. Neither side is saying anything interesting. When either side realizes it they just say LOL or make a smiley face. The conversation is filled with awkwardness.

"Hey"
"Hey"
"Whats Up?"
"Nothing"
"Cool, lol"
"You?"
"Nothing"

I really don't think I should be going out with Amy, we always have zombie chats and it is awkward.

by TheDKGeographyofTheWorld May 28, 2009

Wikipedian Zombie

Someone who keeps clicking the "Random article" button on wikipedia in the hope of finding something vaguely funny or interesting.

The first 10 times he clicked random article he could still communicate, but now he doesn't respond to any sort of stimulation. It's no use, he's a Wikipedian Zombie now.

by Aexerus January 14, 2010

Zombie leg

A condition that occurs in the legs when too much time has been spent on an uncomfortable toilet seat. A restriction in blood flow causes the legs to numb causing temporary paralysis in the legs making it nearly impossible to walk.

Hey, check out rob coming out of the shitter yo, looks like he's got dat zombie leg! He's draggin his feet!

by nairb33 March 4, 2015

Zombie Goasts

Zombie Goasts are pests who reside in old houses to feed on the flesh of humens, but not rly becuz they are zombie goasts and they cant touch nothin' but they eat you anyway, HAHA!

Zombie Goasts, leave this place!

by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010

football zombie

A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.

My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.

by IH8FB November 12, 2012

zombie inlanders

An increasingly common species due to a combination of burgeoning overpopulation and global warming.

Our little peninsula is regularly completely overtaken by tribes of zombie inlanders all the way from Fresno to San Jose, trying to catch a cool ocean breeze on the weekend.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019