Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.
Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022
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Get the your mom mug.She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .
You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta
You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta
You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
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