yoink

The opposite of yeet. For when you grab something really fast. Usually coupled with yelling "yoink".

Katie grabbed the chocolate bar. "YOINK!" she yelled.

by OfficialRisottoNero February 14, 2019

Yoinked

To steal something.

Woow. That guy really yoinked her.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

Yoink

When You Yoink, it tends to be a quick swiping action of taking someones valuable possession/s (Mr.StealYoGIrl)

Damn Bruh, imma Yoink yuh girl...

by StonedSmerk April 30, 2019

Yoink

When you do something on porpuse but it was on porpuse so you say “yoink” insted of “ups”

Yoink I accidentielt gave that girl a “Konner-hånder

by Gustav tomzak June 12, 2019

Yoink

Someone who is an absolute nincompoop and most likely has no friends. Also known for doing really dumb things.

I can't believe that Arthur kid ! He's been such a yoink lately.

by Dudewhateven November 30, 2017

Yoink

Extremely good sex

Past tense: yoinked
Present tense: yoinking

An example of yoink: “Mario and I were gonna yoink, but plans fell through.”

“We were yoinking and our parents caught us!”

“We yoinked in the back of his car...”

by Poondestroyer9000 October 10, 2017

Yoink

A type of expression when you die in a video game or something fucking stupid's happen. Or to call someone stupid!

Harry just yoink my dub!
Fuck you fucking yoink!
I had your mom yoink for dinner

by QuandoMcCoy February 18, 2019