Yoink

Someone who is an absolute nincompoop and most likely has no friends. Also known for doing really dumb things.

I can't believe that Arthur kid ! He's been such a yoink lately.

by Dudewhateven November 30, 2017

Yoink

The equal and opposite reaction of a Yeet.

When I Yeeted this ball, I was Yoinked.

by YeetithSkreetith May 8, 2019

Yoink

A type of expression when you die in a video game or something fucking stupid's happen. Or to call someone stupid!

Harry just yoink my dub!
Fuck you fucking yoink!
I had your mom yoink for dinner

by QuandoMcCoy February 18, 2019

Yoink

noun
an expression of dismay or frustration
verb

To bring something toward oneself
The opposite of yeet.

"Can you yoink that over here"

by anony.mouse7778882 November 26, 2018

Yoink

yoink is when you take something but it's as fast as yeet
Yoink is the opposite of yeet.

I just yoinked his girl

by yoink meister November 15, 2018

Yoink

Extremely good sex

Past tense: yoinked
Present tense: yoinking

An example of yoink: “Mario and I were gonna yoink, but plans fell through.”

“We were yoinking and our parents caught us!”

“We yoinked in the back of his car...”

by Poondestroyer9000 October 10, 2017

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023