Xander

Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name

Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu

by Father large August 24, 2020

Xander czarnecki

Cuck gooner wears a shiesty in his own house and sits in tha basement on ft wit Aaron diggs

Xander czarnecki is a gooner cuck

by Claudia the cuck May 15, 2025

Xander

An individual who is not motivated with little to no desirable qualities for either a mate or employers. Yet have a strong senses of entitlements and delusions of grandeur.

The Xander students refuses to study and expects to receive a good result.

by Xander Matthew Chan Le Jun July 21, 2024

Xander

Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander

Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck

by fjwlifhwrf November 27, 2021

xander

Xander is the most self observed person. Xander is a very narcissistic person, someone you wouldn’t want to introduce into your life. He is manipulative in every way possible, ways you wouldn’t think. Stay away from him. He also blames him unresolved problems on others.

Do you know Xander? “Oh god, the biggest cunt”.

by magicmike6969420420 June 29, 2022

xander

its the only name thats a perfect fit for the name laurence

"xander and laurence look so good together. <3"

by chiichiibb June 7, 2024

xandering

To be good with ladies

Stop xandering her

by Dinogrrrl June 5, 2017