Wounded Paw

Noun; A limp or feminine handshake given by a man. Typically the wrist is bent with the fingers pointing towards the ground.

A bewildered Joe Ham could barely contain himself when he was offered a wounded paw from the CEO of his Fortune 500 company.

by Electric0316 October 13, 2011

Machete Wound

GASH!

"Get ya machete wound out"

by jannah8993 August 21, 2011

dumpster wound

A skeezy girl's vagina.

I'm afraid I contracted syphilis from partaking in Sheila's dumpster wound.

by Charlotte Bronte the II February 23, 2011

salt the wound

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up

yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!

by rhyma480 April 14, 2019

Bullet Wound

When ,while jacking off, a man accidentally ejaculates into his navel, then, while running to the nearest shower or sink, it appears to his friends that he has been shot in the stomach.

Nah, he's just bullet wounded himself.

by Super Hans October 30, 2010

love wound

1. a mark made after having sex.
2. a broken heart
3. feeling hopelessly in love.
4. a hikky

Michael has a love wound on his neck after having sex with Raisia

by CMDFiji December 8, 2009

Tightly wound

Rachel.

Rachel is apparently tightly wound

by R22222a222222e222223 January 7, 2020