e war woo woo

E War Woo Woo is the pet name of Manchester United's chief executive Edward Woodward. This gentleman is best known for his incompetence in negotiating transfers, and an expert in telling everyone he will buy world class players , not taking into account that those players do not want to sign for the club, and having no plan to actually sign those players. He is also excellent at pretending he is on important business on the phone while Manchester United are losing a match because they haven't made any decent signings.

"Hello, is this Cesc? This is E War Woo Woo, chief exec of Man Utd. I'm in a bit of a panic and need you to sign for us urgently. I've made a few promises I cannot keep. Are you up for it?"
"Hmm I'm not sure, I'm very happy at Barcelona, and want to sign for Chelsea next season. What can you offer me?"
"Well, we have a great canteen that has slush puppies in three different colours, and buns with Smarties on top. They're really lovely!"
"Forget it mate"
"OK Ok, we'll throw in a free track suit with your initials on it"
"I'm afraid not, I'm off to Chelsea"
"Ok then, can you do me one favour? Will you stay on the phone for a while because we are about to concede the double to Everton for the first time in 44 years and the camera is on me?..."

by MANUFAN September 2, 2014

Jizzy woo woo

When one has had to many redbulls on friday afternoon at work

Im so jizzy woo woo'd

by cj88 February 19, 2009

woo

a DOG !!!1

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

woo

a combonation and politer way of saying i need a wee and a poo good to use first thing in the morning.

juat as you wake up you look to you partner an as you get out of bed they say where you going you simply reply "im going for a woo"

by davidz November 19, 2007

woo

a superb counter-strike player

omg, potti is like WoO!

by WoO May 29, 2003

woo

Half way to "woot". Similar to "whoopy" and "I don't care".

Messenger Conversation
Person A: "I'm back."
Person B: "Woo!" (meaning "so what?")

by Mark May 13, 2005

Woo Woo Bang Bang

to have or participate in or interpret sexual intercourse

Hey let’s woo woo bang bang?
So you’re saying we should woo woo bang bang?

by Slumpylami tha Slang Master January 25, 2019