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Wombatism

Wombatism
The religious belief which worships Wombats, stating that they are the masters of everything and the universe, creating the world as we know it, and everything around us. They are the secret masters of knowledge and strength. Only a select few are chosen as the disciples of these mysterious and awesome creatures, everyone else is a follower, united love, and brought together by the belief and spiritual powers of Wombats.
I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition
by Here4Dic January 3, 2022
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wombat

The wombat crawled out of it's den.
by Morgana Montroe February 22, 2019
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Wombat

A nickname given to a particularly promiscuous Australian male who is known for his habit of arriving at a woman's house around dinner time, getting fed, having sex then immediately leaving. A wombat (the marsupial) eats, roots and leaves. Root directly replaces fuck in Australian slang.
When greeting said serial rooter, “G’day Wombat”.

Amongst friends, “Bruce is a real fuckin Wombat”.
by non-pc December 18, 2020
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fire wombat

when a nigga got his dick light on fire and he fuck his bitch and he lit her pubes up nigga
my nigga jerome dun a fire wombat yesterday cuz he drunk
by jeromeismynigga March 3, 2014
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Wombat

Used to describe a person WithOut Measurable Brains And Talent
I hate working with James. He’s wombat.
by Cgcarroll2468 March 27, 2023
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wombat-fucker

an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.
*sees an attractive woman with her child*
Person1 : "That ones quite a wombat-fucker, innit?"
by genuine australian May 11, 2020
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wombat

1. Something and/or someone completely wack

2. Waste of time/money

3. An action that could be described as homo
1. That party was so bad last night so many wombats around

2. I spent all my fucking money on this shitty wombat go-ped

3. Dude look at the kid, he walks like he's got a dick up his ass. Yeah man he looks like a wombat.
by The Movement May 11, 2007
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