jew wish

a jew's wish of being an investment banker, or any other occupation that has something to do with greed and the hoarding of money.

-whats your birthday jew wish my hebrew brother?

-I wish to be an investment banker or something that deals with the hoarding of money.

jew wish by Yubeen heebed March 27, 2010

Hari wish 

Hari is a determined person,kind, innocent and lovable character. He will work towards his goal and will achieve many Success as a movie director. Direction can't be taught so does he. Its within him and he found it. Also he will be married with his loved one and live a happy life

"Hari wish" will be the next 'Tarantino' !

Hari wish by Aandavan May 31, 2021

mothers death wish 

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with

John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.

mothers death wish by el padrone November 10, 2019

Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.

You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.

Put it on your wish list. by shakenspear June 15, 2020

Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.

*do you wanna have a bad time?
*do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? by Definer of Useless Information January 28, 2023

make a wish 

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

make a wish by Jesus Christ December 11, 2003

birthday wish 

A birthday wish is a special wish that you make when you blow out the candle on your cake. There is a clause that when you tell someone this wish doesn't come true, a catch is that if you tell a beastie the wish is guaranteed to come true.

Bailey: I told Jacob my birthday wish and now it won't come true.
Brooke: Oh shit that sucks.
Bailey: He is a bestie though.
Brooke: Oh you had me worried, it's ok then.

birthday wish by Major.Fluffball May 24, 2014