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Wise bitch

Smart, confident,independent, cocky, woman who has a opinoun/answer/remark in response to another's attitude or another's choice of words that might come across the wrong way to someone when speaking the truth about their behavior. The Wise Bitch doesn't give a shit what that person's opinion or feeling to her response is bc she's just speaking the truth of the matter.
Steven says " Katrina why didn't you turn the damn air conditioning on can't you feel that its hot as hell in here?" Katrina says " No I can't tell it's hot in here I thought it was winter time...of course I know it's hot as hell but I wanted you to feel what it's like to burn in hell with the rest of the assholes." Truth be told thats how that WISE BITCH is feeling at that moment.
by WiseBitch1 June 25, 2020
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The wise herb

Weed- marijuana, a term used often in Rastafarianism.

As it is said to bring you closer to Jah and free your mind .
Stoner 1: “ damn this bud is hitting strong i’m on a different planet “

Stoner 2: “Yeah man that’s the wise herb”
by The Nordic Ned November 3, 2020
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are ya wise

Meaning do you understand
Otherwise known as: were you wise
Sure your man was wise to qhat was going on.

Well jaysus mary and joseph tis snowing in spring. Bejaysus are ya wise to that crack at all
by Ireland's_petal March 21, 2017
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healthy, wealthy, and wise

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
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slow wise

an awsome grandpaw he is a hard worker defnleat loving and loves horses
i love slow wise and alwas will
by dylan ray ray February 7, 2018
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Keyanna wise

A sexy girl loves sports very good at every thing she tries will cuss u out with no questions ask will smack tf her punches hurt and can fight if u get to know her she fun exciting and she hates fake people .
Keyanna wise is a sexy talented women
by Baddies.oo November 22, 2021
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stephanie wise

Stephanie Wise is the type of girl to put full focus on her passions. She is typically known to love the ocean, and the beach. She is humorous, beautiful, goofy, and one of a kind. She is impatient and has no tolerance for erratic behavior. She falls in love quickly, and can be an amazing partner if she chooses to share her world with you. In her alone time, she is artistic. During the day, she can't stop moving. She likes to be in her own world, as well as have many different friends to bounce between. She can be needy, but she also likes to be alone. If you ever come across a Stephanie Wise, you should wife her.
"OH MY GOD, I just saw STEPHANIE WISE SHREDING THE SNAKE RUN"
by Swave November 23, 2021
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