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Thomas

YOU SHOULD HAVE INCLUDED ME THOMAS . YOU BIG KELLY PRICE!!
by anonymous October 2, 2018
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Thomas

Tom Is quite a big boi he usually likes to spend his time gaming and not studying at all. He is nice person that you should definitely make friends with. Also Tom is not that intelligent in fact he is the complete opposite, Tom also is seen as someone that makes a lot of money. Tom is sure that he will be successful when he is older even though some of his grades are pretty bad, Tom is not religious one bit he hates religion and reckons he will get a U in rs.
Thomas is a big boi
by Big boi t May 2, 2019
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Thomas

Thomas is the best boyfriend you will ever have, he is sweet, charming, understanding, smart, funny, UNBELIEVABLY sexy and hot. He really knows how to make a girl smile no matter the situation. He is willing to meet your parents and do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you ever date a Thomas be lucky because he is one in a million!
“Yah I’m dating Thomas”
“Wow you’re so lucky!”
“Gosh I know
by bbyxtalia February 5, 2020
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Thomas

TWISTER BOY; A boy who plays Twister, when everyones asleep, with his IMAGINARY friends.
Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.
by stupidmathgirl December 23, 2008
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Thomas

Usually a slow minded person, who tends to make odd noises and gestures but really is a good guy and can throw Nattys back
Thomas over there is only semi normal when compared to a drunk bum
by Civicbro1738 March 7, 2017
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Thomas

The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"
Last week I saw a herd of Thomas running through the garbage dumb for dinner.
by Pazhaidam June 13, 2018
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Thomas

A short fat half Asian kid. Thomas normally has bologna nipples, a short dick, and fidget spinners in his ass hole. Thomas has constant shit stains in his drawers and doesn't know what toilet paper is.
Have you ever seen bologna nipples?

Ya Thomas never wears a shirt.
by honkapino June 23, 2017
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