Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

curtain whipping

Clambagging. The female equivalent of tea bagging; when a female puts her crotch in someone's face, especially mouth.

I was just sitting down and that lady started curtain whipping me out of the blue!

by Sammkat November 16, 2012

Cool Whooping

A new fad that's catching on by upper middle class white kids who think their the shit by doing something bad. Basically what they do is buy a container of cool whip and shit in it. Then they shake it up and get it all mixed up in there, put on somebodys door step, ring the doorbell, and run. They can't even think of a clever name. They tried combining cool whip and poop.

Kid #1: Lets go cool whooping!

Kid #2: Alright! I really gotta shit too.

by Drag0nSlay3r69 September 15, 2012

Hoagie Whoppin

(verb) Swagga Jackin. Dick Eatin. Copycatting. Fraudin. On the bandwagon. A person who copies off someone else in order to get attention or to be associated with the person who is being hoagie whopped
Noun: Hoagie Whopper
Past tense: Hoagie whopped

Man 1: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper!
Man 2: (To Man 1) What?! you're crazy...

Man 3: (To Man 1 from a distance) Yeah! You have no taste in music!

Man 1: (To Man 2) Now we got nigguhs hoagie whoppin from a mile away.

by iFuckWitRealRidahs October 28, 2013

wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.

by FiringShotsAgressively April 5, 2016

Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people

Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!

by McQuackez February 8, 2018

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018