Whale Stomp

To stomp someone with excessive weight, crushing the helpless victim.

Catherine got angry when she found out this was made and whale stomped the poor guy.

by iblurz June 19, 2011

Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013

stealth whale

When a slutty fat girl uses the " Myspace/facebook " Camera pose to make herself look thin, but in reallity shes a beast !

Beki Eaton Is a stealth whale

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Whale Surfacing

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by Stealthwhaler August 14, 2011

Yoga Whale

Fat chick in yoga pants.

Look at that Yoga Whale thinkin' those pants are gonna make her big ass look decent.

by Stilldking May 14, 2013

Fail Whale

The logo of the microblogging service Twitter, displayed prominently on its error page signifying server overload. Fail Whale is a common occurrence.

I wanted to submit twits for this day, but all I got was a Fail Whale.

by TweenkPL April 7, 2009

Beluga Whale

Fat white woman or a group of fat women. Also known as a pool of fat white women. Beluga whales always roll in groups.

Billy: Damn, look at all them fat white girls.

Steve: Shit, those is some Beluga Whales. AKA B-Dubs.

Billy: Well them B-Dubs is lookin' at me like they wanna eat me.

Steve: They must be hungry.

by Kobe24Mamba February 14, 2012

Beluga Whale

Large Creatures to have evolved into feminists and try to mate at anti Trump rails with there screams of hate.

Man she's a big Beluga Whale I have never encountered one so up close, I was afraid she was going to accuse me of rape.

by @realEverardo October 3, 2017