Plow My Waiting Honeypot

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Jill: "She asked me to talk dirty to her and I had no idea what to say. I failed"
Jill's favorite neighbor: "Did you try "Plow my waiting honeypot(; "?"

by TheFavNeighbor November 21, 2010

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

When AOL came out Azns St@rt3D wRitiNg Lik3 deESH Wh3N chaTTINg. This is the referral to it. It originated from hackers who started writing like that in codenames & words but no one really cares to give propz.

AIGHTZ, WASSUP, TRU-TRU, SUX, N-E wayz, yooz=(you is or you), Hewo=hello, Okey=ok,
LOL=laughing out loud, AZN=azian, Guh=girl, Boiz=boys, Lub yoo, Ish=is, Sowwie=sorry, Coo, Ama=I'm gonna, ure=your or you are, aish=ass, mhee=me,
nv=envy

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

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by MathPlus January 27, 2019

Weiling

Weiling a derivative from chinese origins, meaning to be a Weiling is to be a "cool and talented person". Usually talented in the areas of artistry, music, some areas of sports, and styles of fashion. Weilings usually come in tall, young fine males, preferally asians. (Verb/Phrase)

He just called me a Weiling, im so freaking asian.

That Weiling is such a asian sensation.

I just pulled a Weiling.

by Expertasianlanguages April 11, 2009

weiming

wei - ming
-noun
1. the act of a person annoying the shit out of another person or group of people
2. the act of being irritatingly bothersome, usually to the point of causing injury to one's self.

A: Dude! Did you catch the game last weekend?
B: Nah man, I went weiming last weekend.
A: Ahh bro! You went weiming without me? You are such a weimer.
B: Yea man, I weim every second weekend of the month. There's nothing better than people giving you the finger after you just weimed them.
A: Agreed. One time this guy straight up kicked me in the balls cuz I weimed him good.
B: Yea, next week I'm going to the monthly Weiming Seminar hosted by no other than Wei Ming himself.
A: Sweet dude, weim on.

by wei ming May 17, 2010

Westing

1.When someone gets too messed up and throws up, especially from the consumption of marijuana.

2. Passing out because you drank or smoked too much, then waking up because you need to puke.

"Damn brochacho, you are westing"
".... *no response*..... *Pukes brains out*..."

by WebsterTheCreator September 15, 2011

Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet January 6, 2009