Weenie-ass

(noun) The epitome of a pansy-fraidy-cat-numb-nutt who demonstrates a clear inability to be adventures in every sense of the word.

(verb) A failure that can be attributed to the lack of adventurousness in one's character.

(noun) "That weenie-ass really needs to get out of his shell some time!"

(verb) "Gosh-golly Jack, you really weenie-assed that one up!"

by The man who makes muffins February 26, 2011

deenie weenie

someone who is named deen, this person may act like a retard at times but is generally a funny person. People call him Deenie Weenie because it is so funny to see him get angry, and it is even funnier that he never really does anything about it besides saying STFU. It is common for Deenie Weenies to play video games like crazy, but still suck at them.

Guy #1: Sup Deenie Weenie
Deen: hey, STFU before i kick your ass

by Mr Fuzzumz December 4, 2010

weenie wagon

Any pile of shit car/truck/whatever that sucked at everything and seemed to always be falling apart. For me, a 1998 S-10. Yea, the 4 cylinder. Holy shit, that thing sucked hard.

I'll just get a ride to the mall...there's no way I'm gunna be seen in the weenie wagon.

by ohshititsthecops October 12, 2009

Weenie Walker

When people who walk on sidewalks pump their arms as if they were running.

Person 1: Do you see that dude over there on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total weenie walker.

by Equius Zahhak April 9, 2013

turkey weenie

A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.

Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.

by googims August 5, 2015

Weenie Todd

Sweeney Todd’s first pseudonym draft (probably).

Sweeney: No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It’s Todd now... Weenie Todd
Nellie: ...bruh.

by Moritz “Nervous Wreck” Stiefel February 25, 2019

The Weenie Boys

A legendary group of badass retards that attend The Academy and make their name well known upon the public. If you happen to spot the weenie boys, prepare to shit yourself and become highly aroused.

Person 1: Who are they?
Person 2: Those are The Weenie Boys! Ugh I want them to take me!
Person 1: How could I have not known!

by Weenie Boy Alpha September 28, 2019