A deity lower income individuals pray to when wanting to bring good fortune into their lives.
The neighborhood Wal-Mart is the sanctuary. The congregation is the local inbred.
The neighborhood Wal-Mart is the sanctuary. The congregation is the local inbred.
Oh Wal-Mart God,
Please bring your smiley face to the electronics section to lower the price on the 32 inch plasma television. And yea, allow me to buy the Remington 870 with the ammo today. Dear Lord, I had to take a rain check on the Dale Jr. beach towel. Please speed the trucks to my location so I can have that before the Watkins Glen race. Cigarettes are not on sale for name brand and I pray that you see it in your heart to forgive Phillip-Morris for raising prices. I ask that you help me find my Tweedy Bird slipper I lost chasing Rickey Dale Jr. through the parking lot where I left his dirty diaper for someone else to clean up. Finally I would like to thank you for allowing me to spank my kids in the toy section with no penalty from the local authorities.
In Sam’s name we pray,
Amen
Please bring your smiley face to the electronics section to lower the price on the 32 inch plasma television. And yea, allow me to buy the Remington 870 with the ammo today. Dear Lord, I had to take a rain check on the Dale Jr. beach towel. Please speed the trucks to my location so I can have that before the Watkins Glen race. Cigarettes are not on sale for name brand and I pray that you see it in your heart to forgive Phillip-Morris for raising prices. I ask that you help me find my Tweedy Bird slipper I lost chasing Rickey Dale Jr. through the parking lot where I left his dirty diaper for someone else to clean up. Finally I would like to thank you for allowing me to spank my kids in the toy section with no penalty from the local authorities.
In Sam’s name we pray,
Amen
by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009
A (usually) overweight woman wearing far too much makeup and trashy clothing that you see clinging to the arm of a different elderly man and making a beeline for the jewelry department every time you go to Wal-Mart.
Did you see that woman? She was with a toothless Nascar enthusiast yesterday and today she's with a fat old man. She's obviously the local Wal-Mart Whore.
by Not the local Wal-mart Whore November 14, 2007
A powerful punch executed during fights at Wal-Mart during the holiday shopping season, usually in a battle over the last $69 TV, $199 laptop, or other gift item. The frequency of Wal-Mart whacks reaches its pinnacle on Black Friday, as well as Christmas Eve.
Christmas Shopper 1: "Man, that guy got knocked out cold"
Christmas Shopper 2: "Yeah, he got a pretty good Wal-Mart whack right to the jaw. He's not getting that laptop now!"
Christmas Shopper 2: "Yeah, he got a pretty good Wal-Mart whack right to the jaw. He's not getting that laptop now!"
by Tmanc December 05, 2010
To be as cheap ass as you can be when buying a product with no regards to where it's made, how it's made, or how the people who made it were paid and treated.
Shopper's friend: "Hey, check out these nice S&M BMX frames.....they are U.S. Made and dope as fuck!"
Shopper: "Yeah, but Dan's Comp sells this Eastern frame for only $250 and hey, it's on sale for an additional $50 off if I buy it today!"
Shopper's friend: "Stop being wal mart about it and spend the extra cash to get a good quality U.S. Made product....yo!!"
Shopper: "Yeah, but Dan's Comp sells this Eastern frame for only $250 and hey, it's on sale for an additional $50 off if I buy it today!"
Shopper's friend: "Stop being wal mart about it and spend the extra cash to get a good quality U.S. Made product....yo!!"
by manual63 April 15, 2013
A mug with no distinguishable or unique characteristics, peppered with a tinge of redneck flare. Not ugly enough to remember, but far from attractive.
by Nicky ThreeFiddy G. September 08, 2008
When someone pays as little money possible for an item, and expects the item to be of the highest quality.
George: I went to wal-mart yesterday and got an amazing deal on this, but the first time I used it the thing broke. Doctor?
Doctor: Ah yes, I have seen this before. You have a condition known as Wal-Mart Syndrome. The cure is simple, shop somewhere else.
Doctor: Ah yes, I have seen this before. You have a condition known as Wal-Mart Syndrome. The cure is simple, shop somewhere else.
by Mr. Ko-Ray May 13, 2011
The natural phenomenon that occurs when one enters any Wal-Mart Superstore needing nothing, yet somehow ends up leaving with a full cart.
This is probably due to their low costs, extended store hours, and poor employee benefits.
See: Wal-Mart
This is probably due to their low costs, extended store hours, and poor employee benefits.
See: Wal-Mart
Victim: Dude, help me unload my cart.
Victim's Friend: I thought you said you didn't need anything?
Victim: ...They did it again! It's The Wal-Mart Effect, Gets me every time.
Victim's Friend: Ah, I see what you did there. Very well played, Wal-Mart.
Victim's Friend: I thought you said you didn't need anything?
Victim: ...They did it again! It's The Wal-Mart Effect, Gets me every time.
Victim's Friend: Ah, I see what you did there. Very well played, Wal-Mart.
by Justin121121 September 24, 2010