up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

Diddy Wire

Diddy wire is a thing of most little boys childhoods. Its were one rub's garden wire/chicken wire between their hands and it feels like a boob.

Ohhhhhh, give me a go at your diddy wire.

by nic915 May 3, 2011

Wireless Tron

A transformer type robot which can tune into any radio station around the world , it has sattelites for ears and is roughly about "15ft tall which can sometimes vary due to its ethnic background and social status. the most common wireless tron is neat and very outgoing and has a strange obsession with WILL.I.AM. This is most likely because every wireless tron is programmed to automatically tune into to black eyed peas hits. In some rare cases the wireless tron can become ill with what is known as the 'robotic black plague' this is when 'Friday' by rebecca black gets jammed in its satelite this is very painful and can sometimes cause the wireless tron to shut down. but it can be prevented by having your wireless tron listen to Elton john daily. prices may vary on the wireless tron for a regular tron its usually costs about $999.000
but there are a few knocks of the actual thing that are twice as good:
Micro tron-a smaller version of the tron costs about $40.00
suntron-a tron that is also a sunbed costs about $60.00
fighttron-a tron that can fight your battles costs about $1,000
Danceatron- a tron that can shake it ! costs around $100

Hey wireless tron

by awsomeJLSterxx June 2, 2011

Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.

Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.

by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012

Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020

Wire Taster

You or your a retarded person strips a live wire as sucks on it

Yo Retard your a wire taster.

by aswdxzyttgcvbjk February 18, 2020