mega whoopsie daisy

where you pull down a smokin hot babes pants down, but she has a penis so it smacks you on the chin

last night i had a mega whoopsie daisy

by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

A whoopsi daisy

It’s when you get circumcised and keep the foreskin in a jar, then when you’re 21 and have your first legal drink you staple it back on to the tipski

I want my foreskin back so ima pull a whoopsi daisy, said no one ever since foreskin is gross.

by TicklerOnTheRoof January 21, 2022

sussy whoopstick

a whoopstick that is sussy

“You are a sussy whoopstick.”

by sussy whoopstick January 2, 2022

Air whoopsies

When your body starts to flail when you are too high above ground, most often while performing some sort of arial arts.

Devon got a case of the air whoopsies when he tried to nail that 720 on the half pipe. He looked like the inflatable arm flailing tube man.

by SmashleyL February 14, 2022

Air whoopsie

When you accidentally pass gas when you really didn’t mean to do so. The kind they sneaks up on you and you automatically say “whoopsie!” Most commonly used by dads and grandmas.

Grandma Edna is 94 years old. By 5pm everyday, she’s easily on her 94th air whoopsie of the day. Girl keeps Depends in business.

by SmashleyL February 14, 2022

can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018

Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019