Chronic Wanker 

One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.

Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?

Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.

Chronic Wanker by doubledew June 15, 2010

wacked 

1. messed up
2. to be killed by the mafia in a hit

1. That kid is so wacked
2. I heard Mario got wacked last night while he was in his house.

wacked by Jerry September 9, 2003

wanker tank 

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

wanker tank by Sandenc October 16, 2006

Phone Wanker 

Someone with an overwhelming obsession with their phone, phone related apps and equipment. Someone with a new phone who is generally a boring person with nothing relevant or interesting to talk about. Someone with an aggressive need to show you their phone and tell you about its uninteresting attachments.

Look at my new phone, it has an app that comes up with interesting phone related conversation starters. Check out how much music my phone has! Why would I want to sleep with you when, instead we can talk about how much memory my phone has. I have no personality but my phone can be used as a metal detector. I am a complete Phone Wanker!

Phone Wanker by The Scuzzy one October 28, 2010

Wacked Up 

A newer, not-often-heard phrase meaning messed up. Used to describe weird things.

Cody: Brittany, your hat is wacked up!
Brittany: What?

Wacked Up by Croaky January 24, 2009

Home-Wanker 

One who habitually stays home, or in places comfortable to them. A condition often accompanied by heavy marijuana use and a pale pallor. Also described as someone with an unwillingness to show up for fun stuff.

Drummer: Oh man, we need Dylan to dial in that guitar solo! Did you call him?

Pianist: Yeah, but that home-wanker won't answer! You know he's playin' x-box or something.

Home-Wanker by Alligator Fuck Master December 17, 2009

Left-handed spanner wanker 

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

Left-handed spanner wanker by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009