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Shopping Vulture

A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.
"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"

"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture
by ishop April 21, 2011
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People Vultures

the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.
Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!
by stuart_liddiard May 14, 2021
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Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014
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soda vulture

A person (typically a co-worker) who dips into another coworkers personal drink stash (with no intention of replenishing)
office person #1: has anyone seen my last rasberry passion? I put one in the fridge before lunch...

office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!
by yoohooman7 June 18, 2008
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Video Vulture

People who milk a dead trend are called video Vultures.
"Damn that YouTuber is such a Video Vulture!
"I know bro!"
by Armyopathy July 23, 2023
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Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.
It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps
by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021
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vulture god

An individual who is very proficient at picking up ugly sexual partners at last call, after all the attractive people have been taken.
Jimmy is freaking vulture god, he just came home at 2:30am with some girl that looks like Jabba the Hut.
by Nekro November 12, 2015
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