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Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014
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poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang
As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.
by Dodie Nooo March 3, 2008
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Trauma vulture

A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own
How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
by We’re poor October 10, 2022
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soda vulture

A person (typically a co-worker) who dips into another coworkers personal drink stash (with no intention of replenishing)
office person #1: has anyone seen my last rasberry passion? I put one in the fridge before lunch...

office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!
by yoohooman7 June 18, 2008
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trade vulture

A friend who swoops in and hooks up with the person you've been chatting up.
I can't believe you hooked up with the guy I was taking to. I wanted to hook up with him! You're such a trade vulture.
by The Pop Sucker June 27, 2017
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Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.
It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps
by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021
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vulture god

An individual who is very proficient at picking up ugly sexual partners at last call, after all the attractive people have been taken.
Jimmy is freaking vulture god, he just came home at 2:30am with some girl that looks like Jabba the Hut.
by Nekro November 12, 2015
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