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A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"
Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
by PiFreak October 7, 2009
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when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically
by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023
mugGet the go commit eat tortilla chip verticallymug.

Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.
Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared
by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012
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vertical content

Creating visual content with the aspect ratio 9:16.

9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.
I created vertical content to post on my Instagram story.

94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?
by 9:16 February 5, 2020
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Vertical

Stupid: The Elevator is going Horizontal, neat

Me: it's going vertical
by Themysteriouspopatoe October 13, 2017
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Word Vertical

Dude 1- yo kidd im comin of to play sum madden
Dude 2- Word Vertical^ Homie
by Slashua December 28, 2007
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Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.
Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you
by epicepicface January 17, 2024
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