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A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"
Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
by PiFreak October 7, 2009
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when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically
by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023
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Vertically Challenged

Tim: “ storms off and walks away”

Martha: you know he’s vertically challenged and got Neapolitan syndrome.
by Michael Tony November 8, 2025
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Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.
A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."
by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023
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vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 2, 2023
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vertication operation

Procedure of bringing something up in a vertical (or upright) position.
Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes
by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020
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Vertical Bar

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.

Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.
Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.

Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.
by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024
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