Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.
"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."
by loxlie August 11, 2023
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Vegetable

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.
Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable
by ChingChongChungy May 09, 2018
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This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.
"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"
by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 07, 2018
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Really, it doesnt take miracles or Jesus to get up and walk again, it's as simple for most people as (fear of) not wanting to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. It's not a matter of being a fighter or miracles, it's a matter of what you wont get to do if you dont get up and walk again.
Not wanting to be a vegetable will keep most people going to physical therapy and all the other stuff, most people will try things they wouldn't usually try when being a vegetable is the other thing you could do. In that sense, no Jesus, black, white, or olive skinned dark haired Jew can be your miracle, you'd have to be your own miracle in that sense, and crawl and take your baby steps all over again until your body remembers how to walk again if you have to. Then do the physical therapy. What would make a cop shoot somebody in the back 7 times, it's almost to the point they seem to try and outdo what they did to trigger the last unrest by lowering the bar a little more to limbo under it. The last one died without suffering more than 10 minutes, they want this one to suffer a little longer. One has no life, and now this one has no legs.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
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They are Satan’s spawn, they are so bad I want to throw up. I buy them so that they can rot and go brown.
by Iguggiuiug November 24, 2020
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a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything
"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"
by seijan September 22, 2023
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A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.
I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.
by Firemanjones January 29, 2019
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