Urban Dictionary

(noun) A dictionary that doesn't have any definitions.

Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.

by SatanInASweater October 14, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.

Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.

by Millsy86 January 12, 2012

Urban Dictionary

The fantastic website where you submit your personal definition for "slang" to the site, in which never actually lets your words go public unless you are extremely lucky.

Holy shit Urban Dictionary actually released my definition.

by THOT.exe January 31, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place where people with fucked up imaginations go and make up words. :)

Urban Dictionary is one fucked up place.

by revolution2424 February 6, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.

Hey, have you heard of the Urban Dictionary? ur mom gay noob.

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be used as a normal dictionary and used to share with friends and the world what they think about things. The website is now over 50% related to sexual things (e. g. Sex, Fucking, Erotica). and the other 50% are things that nobody really cares about because whatever you type, sex will come as a related word.

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Before:

"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"

"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"

Now:
*same situation*

"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*

"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"

by Truth! Others have lied to you September 20, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. The website you are currently on.
2. The dictionary idiots use to act like a smart aleck

1. Hey faggot, you're on the urban dictionary
2. Since I used the urban dictionary, I'm a smart aleck, I now what everything means

by urbandorkionarian January 16, 2015