Kim Jong Uno

A North Korean Penis

"I want that Kim Jong Uno Inside me daddy"

by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018

Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un

Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno

by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018

Uno

The greatest number on planet earth. Everyone loves uno and uno is far superior over any other number.

Uno is the best

by Purpleark11 November 13, 2019

ACTIVE UNO

When man gets out to the pub to get wankered.

Kane: what’s people up to?
Sam: My mans active unoo

by Most active man about uno April 18, 2019

Unoing

The act of masturbating alone. When one is about to finish they must yell "UNO!" as loud as physically possible.

My damn neighbour keeps unoing every night. It scares my cat every time.

by the_bukkit December 22, 2019

Successful uno

When one is able to “finish” without any interruption, in the middle of intense concentration/activity

If people would stop calling me I would maybe be able to have a successful uno with my friends

by UnoQu33n January 1, 2020

Uno

A game where it make friends and family break each other apart

I love winning in uno, whenever I win, my friends just beat my ass

by Oofboitom May 11, 2019