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Democratic Underground 

An online political message board. Supposedly intended for liberals, it's home to nearly as many conservative disruptors as members of its target audience. In the case of the Gun Control and Right to Keep and Bear Arms forum, it's home to many MORE disruptors than genuine members. Some of these trolls last for years accumulating literally tens of thousands of posts before they are banned. Note that I specified 'banned' instead of 'detected', as the troublemakers are usually recognized as such far before they are eliminated. And for every slackmaster, dfk or jody that eventually gets tombstoned, there's a hack89, Lurks Often, or Far Center that remains.

The reason for this lax approach to enemies is not easy to discern. Perhaps there is some benefit (site traffic) to the owners in keeping around those who stir the pot. Ironically, in maintaining a liberal board where conservatives are tolerated, the website resembles an open forum whose members are nearly equal divided between the two sides. Which says a lot about the state of political discourse on the Internet.
Jimbo, I've been posting on Democratic Underground for ten years, and they haven't eliminated me yet!
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Keep it Hyphy and Underground 

A phrase used by East Coast skimboarders, this reflects the attitude of people that are just trying to have a good time. It involves keeping what you do on the down low while also being rambunctious and having a lot of style while you are throwing down your moves at the beach
Guy 1: Here come some Bitties

Guy 2: I'm gonna throw down and keep it hyphy and underground so maybe they will give me their numbers later.

new-underground 

The one and only forum for people who need help and advice on how to deal with useless navigators and sad act chatters.
The only chat related forum where you dont get banned for having an opinion, where you can talk like and adultand type like an adult. Where no navigator can tell you off or ban you for saying that you can do their job better than they can, well if it wasnt for the fact that you actively posted on the worlds biggest anti navi forum --- something ONLY a navigator would say because theyre not programmed to see the truth, only to see what they are told is the truth.
That navigator is stalking me again!! Im putting the screenshots on new-underground.co.uk this time!

Why did you ban me for saying new-underground.co.uk ? I was only telling a friend they can talk to others with issues about chat!

It's no use calling new-underground.co.uk a hate site just because they allow the truth to be spoken
new-underground by RandomBlabber February 27, 2007

velvet underground 

A vagina. In the family guy episode, where peter goes back in time with the help of death, and ruins his relationship with lois, brian asks lois if he can "ram his oingo boingo, into her velvet underground" referring to her vagina. Also, a kickass band.
Brian: lois, can I ram my oingo boingo, into your velvet underground?
Lois: I love velvet underground.
velvet underground by curfry January 11, 2010

Democratic Underground 

A message board for racist white elitists to pretend to be "progressive" when in all actuality they're further to the left than Reagan.
"Did you see what George II posted on Democratic Underground about African Americans and voting rights"
"Did you see Brooklynite brag about being rich for the 300th time and then make a thread supporting trickle down economics"

Wyoming Underground Railroad 

A Masterpiece of People-Movement, Crafted and Executed by a particular conductor and homeowner of said underground railroad, with the assistance of the two railroad fire marshalls onboard, on the night of July 8th through the early morning hours of July 9th, 2011 in Wyoming, Ohio. Several trapped persons were able to wait the disaster out, while others found themselves guided to safety against all odds, whether they were guided by a system of flags (posters for safety, crosses for danger), hidden in stealthy vehicles, or suicide missions through the woods. The unprecidented success of this branch of the wyo underground railroad will undoubtably spread throughout the town. All members aboard are remembered for their courage, trust in those around them, and their ability to start a new trend in fighting the system.
"Oh shit, the fuzz is out front, should I open the door?"
"No, you fucking dingleberry, didn't you hear about the Wyoming Underground Railroad? Get these kids downstairs, we're gonna be here for a while"