tu es um gorda

how to say "youre fat" to a boy in Portuguese

when a fat asshole walked up to me I said "tu es um gorda" now hes fat and stupid looking

by twentyonejoshlershippers21 July 22, 2017

Um 3layah

Um 3layah is art , it’s a beautiful dance made with extraordinary beats , pleasing human beings both (men and women ) , especially reaching the satisfaction point to goblins , is it halal? NO , does it matter? NO , The best um 3layah artist out there is Khalid horya , the most places known to have um 3layah is ras alkhaima and Oman , Dancers make more than a 100 dollars per session from “b5sheesh” or tip.

Guys I heard there was an um 3layah session in ras alkhaima , I feel like going .

by Stawone July 6, 2018

Rig um up

The desperate request by mountain dwellers to reveal your breasts

Rig um up.....excuse me??? You heard me, Rig um up!!! Rack um up, tighten up

by [e-mail] August 13, 2018

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

ume

Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

In complete and total midset of partying. Having a great time.

Bro, are you ume? Yeah.

by ume187 January 13, 2020

ume

Someone who is always seen partying and having a great time.
Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

Bro, are you ume? Yeah.

by ume187 January 13, 2020

Um mug

I know you want a mug that says cum mug

I gave me boss a um mug.

by Looks great on a mug March 28, 2020