United States 

A large imperialist superpower that is populated with 50% pricks and 50% OK people. The United States is ruled by a corrupt government made up of dumb hicks who can't spell and couldn't care a flying fuck about the people of the United States, but still have the most power probably in the world. The United States can be a bad place to live because the legacy of segregation lives on. There are areas where whites cannot go and areas that blacks cannot go. Race means alot in this huge, strange land, so much so that extremist anti-integration parties like the KKK (white racist), Nation of Islam (black racist) and many others have alot of power that they shouldn't have. They also have a shit army which somehow has recently managed to kill more civilians and allies than enemy soldiers, but is still referd to as the best army.

United States by Kilo Lobo July 1, 2003

United states of American 

What you call people from the US, as to not confuse them with other americans.

Surely, only a United States of American could believe that America is a country.

United states of American by Jacob_jacob August 2, 2007

United Spammers 

A 43 year old virgin, who has multiple insecurities. He sits on his computer for hours trying to insult people. His content is overused and second rate.

John: Who is this United Spammers?

Andy: Some bitch, I guess.

United Spammers by United Spammerbitch March 25, 2009

United Statians 

A polemical term used to describe people from the United States of America. For historic and cultural reasons, people from the States refer to themselves as "Americans", whereas in all of Latin America, the word "américano" refers to anyone from the Americas. Therefore Latin Americans refer to people from the States as "estadounidenses" (United Statians) rather than "americanos".

Due to Americans obliviousness of this issue of transcendence in Latin America, a Chilean group has even written a song that describes American mentality when thinking of Latin America. It is entitled: “Latin America is a town south of the United States.”

Many Latin Americans would like to change the English term "American" to "United Statian" and the word "American" to refer of all people from the Americas (North, South and Central). It is an issue heatedly discussed in many forums on the internet.

Nick: Why do Latin Americans want to call us United Statians?
Jen: I think they´ve got a bit of an inferiority complex, I´ve never had a Canadian challenge my definition of "American".

United Statians by Maeskizzle December 30, 2008

united states 

Although a country bloated on consumer economy and Big Mac's, the United States of America is diverse, free, and varied in ecosystems and landscapes. People of other nations seem to convienently forget that the USA hands out millions of dollars (and probably more) to charities, relief efforts, foreign aid, and education, among other things. The USA has faults, like *every other country in the entire world*. But it seems to me the downtrodden people sneaking into America are biting their tongues...

The United States government has remained stable for over 200 years. And I can't recall the last incredibly bloody "revolution", so much like the European ones, that's happened here...

united states by angel of music January 31, 2005

United States of America

The most generous country in the world...sometimes too generous in my opinion.

US:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! :-(
US: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred million dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defense and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in US's face)

United States of America by The Scrumptrilizer January 17, 2005

United States of America

The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism

Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves

United States of America by Dr.Quackers September 8, 2020