by Dialectic You May 02, 2009
by swagmeanings June 24, 2011
by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021
Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?
Man: No, but I could definately taste it...
Man: No, but I could definately taste it...
by dvso November 08, 2009
A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
by likeordie November 15, 2011
An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.
by Merriam Websters Dictionary June 12, 2009
The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.
Friend #1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter
by fighter2650 June 10, 2011