tweeder

A tweeder is defined as a pronounced sexual interest in the wearing of tweed or the integration of tweed in sexual acts.

I didn't realize how much of a tweeder my boyfriend was until he asked me to wear my new tweed coat to bed.

Did you see that guy following me around the Burberry store? He's such a tweeder!

by Lethia01 June 28, 2011

Jack Tweedy

A inbred robot from Sheppey, who dislikes all human's and devours small children. A fire burns from his head, where the devil is known to have stayed.

*During an exorcism* Get the Jack Tweedy out of you Joe! Clean his gingerness! Burn away the impurity!!

*Joe* EEEEUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHH!

by Anononononononzonononononymous May 21, 2011

Tweedie

A huge deutchebag, generally plays video games, and in most cases a virgin..

Guy 1: "Wonder what Tweedies up to tonight"
Guy 2: "Probably the usual, playin video games and jerking off to animal porn"

by MANswers January 6, 2009

Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead

Two male individuals who act as if they are joined together at their schwanzes.

Two guys that throw up on eachother's schwanzes.

Bobby and Eric act like they are Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead at every sporting event they attend.

I'll tell you what dude, Siegfried and Roy are classic Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

tweed

tweed is an acronym (T.W.E.E.D.) that means "the weed everyone enjoys daily."

It really explains itself

by Binomial Nomenclature June 25, 2005

twee

Something that is cute ironically, with the irony taken out

The opening band wore all pink and danced joyfully, but the headlining band was even MORE twee!

by Susanarusan December 29, 2007

Teef

A teef is an extreme version of a petty thief. If someone "teefs" something they took without consent but it is so little that the victim wouldn't care about the loss.

Guy 1: Where'd you get that pen from man, it's tiny!

Guy 2: I teef'd it from Argos

by Baggaz March 16, 2009