Nordic Tug

While you are walking down a road or any public place you whip out your dick and walk at an awkward pace while slowly whacking off. You will then have completed a nordic tug.

While the two bros were walking down the road on the way to starfucks. They both decided it was time for a nordic tug down the road

by A3C July 8, 2009

jelly tug

Jerking off using jelly (usually grape jelly) as opposed to normal lubricant.

"Don't jelly tug outside, or the mosquitoes will get you."

by JellyTug August 3, 2008

Hug and Tug

When a man is feeling down in the dumps and at the same time feels that if he could get at minimum a hand job that it will help make him feel better. Normally after he breaks up with his girl and he confides in a female friend for a shoulder to lean on and hopefully for an additional stress relieving HJ.

Nate: Hey Curtis, I just broke up with Holly today. I'm not my same old self right now.

Curtis: Know what you need man, a Hug and Tug. Why dont you give Molly a call. Shes a good friend of yours and shes always down for a little wacktion.

Nate: Hell yeah man, Im calling her ass right now!

by N8URFACE March 27, 2010

Tug Nug

Tug Nugging is when someone cant take a shit for there life. When this happens, you call a professional Tug Nugger. Basically what a Tug Nugger does is they suction cup there mouth to the person who cant take a shits, asshole, then they "tug" the "nugs" out of that persons asshole.

Marcell- sup bro, you trying to hang out today?
Edward-Nahh, Ive havent taken a shit in 2 weeks, im thinking its time to get tug nugged..
Marcel- aight, well hit me up when you're done.

by TertBag April 28, 2011

mouth tug

the explicit act of a girl using her mouth and or tongue to give oral pleasures to man.

Steve: Dude, i'm trying to get my dick wet tonight.

Don: I heard the new chick passes out mouth tugs like its her job.

Wags: Hell ya she does.

by g.u.n.s. December 5, 2009

tug-nuts

Little balls of shite that stick to the hairs of the arse,and dry out, hanging like little nuts on a tree.

I'll be a little late tonight dear, i've got to scrape me tug-nuts off before i put some clean skidders on.

by Mishap. September 5, 2008

plum tug

Noun. The act of pulling the scrotum down quickly in order to inflict maximum pain. Can refer to a defensive move used by sex workers, or may be a figurative expression to describe the effect of a slight or insult on the recipient.

Suzanne really gave Michael the old plum tug when she dumped him in front of everybody at the dance.
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Sensing that Michael was about to grab her hair, Suzanne got her hand in position to perform a plum tug. He got the hint and put his hand back behind him.

by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005