trouser jihad

Pronunciation:'trau-z&r / ji-'häd

Premature ejaculation.
Literally, 'exploding' in your pants.

Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

Trouser Blast

An unassisted pantgasm.

"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out."

by slagbot July 25, 2009

Trouser Hound

An extremely unattractive female, who is always trying to suck dick!!

"Damn, that "trouser hound" has been barking at me all nite!! ..Its not polite to talk with your mouth full!!"

by KillerPussy!! May 7, 2015

trumpet trousers

Someone who farts a lot.

Man that guy's a trumpet trousers. His farts stink!

by Online Fan March 10, 2016

Trouser Trout

Mike Trout, of the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim’s new nickname after signing a $430 million contract.

Mike Trouser Trout really Trout Slapped Bruce Harper with his record breaking $430 million dollar contract!

by Danimal1981 March 20, 2019

trouser snake

A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real snake lol, also known as sneaky little devil.

Do u like trouser snakes? OOOOO whats a trouser snake?!

by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006

Trouser snout

Female genitalia.

Damn girl, your pants are so tight I can see the outline of your trouser snout.

by Princess5178 July 20, 2010