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Tristan

A human being who hates all other human beings for reasons such as their religion, race, physical well-being, name, gender, sexuality, hair colour, financial stability and any other thing that he could possibly use against them. He often expresses these thoughts to people. Whilst under the influence of marijuana, the only word he knows how to say is 'Nigger' (provided he has encouragement from his friend who he hates because of his lack of house). He is also a great Dad, despite his hatred. His offspring are the only good humans in his mind.
Tristan is facing another court case for a hate crime.
by jdogneilhole January 14, 2018
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Tristan is a white backstabbing little boy he could be your friend one day and could be your enemy the next by doing some stupid shit
Guy:Tristan reported me for a joke I made

Tristan:well that's what you
by Small dick white boi October 28, 2017
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A boy who looks like an owl and has a high voice
Did you see that owl must've been a tristan
by TheUnknownFreaks September 30, 2014
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A male, usually of pretteen years, completely put off and upset by the use of the term "Grody".
Gaaaaaaaa!!!!! Why not just use the word Gross instead of Grody! They have the same letters and mean the same thing!!! Gaaaaa!! IM crying and Im Tristan!
by deeedubya January 11, 2014
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gay suks on dick the size of his mums hand
loves cum and will or aready has had sex with his parents
he will be arrested when he is 15 for stealin a vigina he will have another 10 years in jail for fuking police in jale.
his cock is 1 centemiter
tristan had sex with his mum and dad 15 time by accident because he couldn not resist
by i had sex with him/her November 28, 2017
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tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza
tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza
by youtouchmydingdingdong March 5, 2019
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a disgusting son of a bitch who goes around from BED TO BED AT 3AM IN THE MORNING , HE IS VERY UNUSUAL AND WILL ASK TO BE IN YOUR GUTS AND SHOWER TOGETHER
OMG, here comes Tristan the shower intruder
by thottiee101 May 22, 2019
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