Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".
Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

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by UltimateSlayer4848 April 8, 2022

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.
"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
by SRKJ August 2, 2022
