Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)

Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne June 16, 2007

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 2, 2020

Toot sleeve

Another word for butt hole

You are such a toot sleeve

by Jakeytherippey22 January 24, 2021

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Cooter toot

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”

by The salty underdog November 1, 2018