muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 02, 2020

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies

Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!

by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019

Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.

Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.

by Stygian Soul March 03, 2023

Toot sleeve

Another word for butt hole

You are such a toot sleeve

by Jakeytherippey22 January 24, 2021

Nuke toot

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.

person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?

by Metro Glizzy man May 02, 2023

Boob Toot

exhaling into a single female breast causing a soft flatulent sound

Not the boob toots!

by ChillywillyN May 20, 2015