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Tonk

A word that can be used to describe someone who has a stodgy physique. It is neither negative nor positive.

A word to describe someones physical form who is fat but also muscley. It is often difficult to tell if this person has been going to the gym or to the kebab shop.
"He is so Tonk"
Jay: "I can't tell if he's hench or not"
Nadia: "Nah, he's just Tonk"
by JayFatale January 7, 2019
mugGet the Tonkmug.

tonk head

A person (usually male) getting very drunk and loud and looking like a complete mess
Look at that tonk head! Put ya shirt back on!
by Consuala banana hammock August 27, 2017
mugGet the tonk headmug.

Tonk

Tonk/Tonking is the act of rubbing one’s penis on carpet then touching thy penis on another penis to create static electricity
Im bored
Let’s tonk each other
by bigtowernuts August 26, 2023
mugGet the Tonkmug.

Tonking

Where a man uses his erect penis to slap his partner's face
I gave her a good tonking

I woke her up with a tonking
by Cjkp November 19, 2023
mugGet the Tonkingmug.

Tonk

The courtesy honk you give a driver in front of you at a stoplight who isn't moving because he/she is distracted by texting or checking email
That guy isn't moving, give him a tonk; The jerk was checking his email so I tonked him to get him going; check out the tonker in front of us; you need to tonk him so we can get moving
by FenderBlender March 15, 2016
mugGet the Tonkmug.

Tonk

Hey let me use your tonk
by Madting69420 January 29, 2019
mugGet the Tonkmug.

Tonk

British slang for vape/e-ciguarete
Where is my fucking tonk
by Nig nog 69 December 22, 2019
mugGet the Tonkmug.

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