Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 25, 2020

tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.

Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."

by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 April 23, 2016

tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.

Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

by Frosty August 25, 2003

Split Tomato

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

by RagePrblm August 04, 2003

hanging tomato

after having sex with a woman on the rag, drag your blood-covered balls across the woman's face, than dangle them in front of her eyes

Vicki is on the rag, and wants me to give her the hanging tomato this evening.

by Ruettiger Van Dyke April 08, 2009

Tomato sex

When a couple had sex while on the female menstrual cycle.

"Yoo I just had Tomato sex with this girl"
"I heard these 2 girl had Tomato sex"

by Uncle Leon March 22, 2020