I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual
by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021
A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.
by kikikikiks January 20, 2019
The incorrect term for a sealed toasted cheese sandwich or toastie commonly used by inbred Southlanders.
"Wow, that's a good toastie pie."
"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."
"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."
by ToastiesCheese May 26, 2022
Daaanggg Bertha, your toast is toastie-toastie.
by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019
Forget Tuna and cheese toastie...cockcheese toastie speaks for itself although couldn't find it via any established restaurant this recipes is home alone..
by Anniekiss July 15, 2021
A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
by Toasty Cracker November 02, 2015
by Ruby109 May 06, 2024