derp

a derp is an unflattering photo of a person's contorted face taken by mistake
usually makes the person seeing the photo laugh and the person in the photo cry with shame
Google "derp" and try not to laugh.
by katherineeee! November 18, 2010
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Derp

Something you say when:
-Someone does/says somthing stupid
-You'e stuck with a noob (n00b)
-You are stuck doing something absolutely fucking horrible
-You come into contact with derp or anything derpy.
-derpo: What does ice cream taste like?
you: Derrrrrp

-n00b: h3llo r4nd0m p3rs0n wu75^ im d0|ng g00d wu7 @b0u7 ucr@zyp3r$0n
you: y0u $cr3@m!ng DERP 0f@ n00b

-person: go jump in a pool of sharks
you: go fuck yourself with a big stick, you fucking derp!

-derpyperson: you're so herpy-derpy!
you: DERRRRRRRRRP ON YOU, YOU DERPY DERP!
by an edgy 11 year old June 26, 2015
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derp

Pertaining to undeserved success. Also, Shen's ultimate... "DeeerrrrrRRRRRRP"
He is such a derp card player, he always gets dealt the best hand.

Rammus is such a derp character. A baby monkey with down syndrome playing with his butt could get kills with him.
by Dorachor February 21, 2011
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Derp

Similar to the word snubba derp is a word that can be used for anything and everything.
What the derp did you just do.

Whats a matter to Derpped for you.

Will you derp the hand in that butter.

Derp it till it bleeds.
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The Derp Crew

A group of Youtubers which come together to create videos

Chilled Chaos/CriousGamers - Very deceptive, and a floozy, plays tons of variety games.
ZeRoyalViking - Chilled's bitch, and science nerd, does some indies to major titles.
GaLmHD/Sondoman - Great at most games like FPS, story driven games, salty at Mario Kart.
tehsmarty/Smarticus - The chilled out derp of the group, also impulse decisions.
TomFawkes - Supreme god at Mario Kart. Good at voice acting, and playthroughs
AphexArcade - Competitive player, he has his shit macro'd, and is also the shortest.
Person 1: Did you see The Derp Crew's new session of Uno!
Person 2: Yeah, it's also ironic that Aphex didn't get any green cards.
by Fakkutian January 20, 2017
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derp gun

Derp Gun - A gun that causes a lot of damage with one shot, usually having a very long reload time and low penetration. Usually associated with short, High-caliber guns that load HE. Artillery guns are not considered derps (e.g. the 'derp gun' on the USSR tank KV-2).
The joy of the derp gun, is like the joy of s*x, but with explosions.
by Slagger42 May 16, 2014
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