by wolfzo February 21, 2022
A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.
Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.
by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019
A form of mental torture where the torturer strips the victim of there Constitutional rights then forces them to do stressfull, Repetitive tasks that yield no reward.
by ching chong9 December 26, 2015
The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.
by RollyPolly657 January 12, 2021
he: i am sick of school
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain
by sugarpop515 September 26, 2011
School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.
by Work Ethic July 31, 2011
school is the worst it is shit shit shit shit shit I want to kill myself jump off a bridge and die diefwfwqefewqfeargreqgeqrg3eqrgeqrgqregeqgeqrgegeg help help help help help help mem memememememememmeeeee;oewfewjkeowifjkowifjeiwpfkwoefkowiefijewifjiwefjrehughrui i just need to get out of this hellhole just please help eewwewfewrgerjgerwighe4wruighvesrutihgerhgherigheurgherugherighureghegherghegegqeugrhergreigheiwhgehuwh ergfherghh the teachers suck they do nothing for you they give you no help they are lazy and mean and cruel and abusive just come to my house and kill me plz fdqerferawfgrwqrfgeqrgeqrgerqgewrsfgearwrger
by johny fucking depp March 09, 2021