Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.

Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.

by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

back-up tissue

a second tissue used to pick up an original tissue used by yourself, or someone else

Person 1-hey, get that tissue over there
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy

by SuperJap3 October 5, 2009

scott tissue

Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.

Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!

Scott tissue it gets the slop out.

Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.

by LilJa December 18, 2013