Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.

Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013

Tijuana bumble bee

A composite firework created by twisting together the fuses of two cherry bombs and a large bottle rocket. The invention is credited to 47th Vice President of the United States, "Diamond" Joe Biden.

Well, I get the secret service guys to chuck a couple Tijuana Bumble Bees into the girls' dorm floor, and the panty raid begins!

by DiJoBee February 27, 2014

Tijuana Taint Tamale

After a long day/ night of drinking Dos Equis and eating nothing but questionable mexican food, this would be the residue found in your underwear.

i was on a bender last night and woke up with a tijuana taint tamale

by ballofmeat August 13, 2012

Tijuana Six Pack

It's when you get six Mexican strippers/hookers and they throw in a free Donkey...

Henry negotiated a great deal and got us a Tijuana Six Pack for $400 for the bachelors party!

by DoubleD91016 June 21, 2022

Tijuana tour bus

Having sex with a girl using all of her holes, starting in the vagina, moving to anal, and finishing with oral and likely ending with hepatitis A.

Me and Joey pulled the Tijuana tour bus and that hoe. Tijuanatourbus is my favorite way to take a load

by Clownfromptown December 31, 2018

Tijuana Cocktail

a mixture of spit, sweat, and semen. usually given to or added to one's drink as a cruel joke

Jack: Ugh, this drink tastes like shit! What is it?

Bob: Its a Tijuana Cocktail Bitch!

by Lightnin' J November 07, 2007

Tijuana Tea Leaves

A nickname for marijuana based on the fact that a lot of marijuana is smuggled in from Mexico, often around Tijuana.

Tony and I smoked some Tijuana Tea Leaves we got from a Mexican

by weeeeeeeeeddssssss September 01, 2009