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Thumper

by Dragon0fiya April 27, 2020
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Thumper

N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.
Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.
by Qweeqweg February 10, 2020
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Fudge Thumper

James got caught being a fudge thumper behind the bar last night.
by Tayl0rB July 4, 2020
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Hood Thumper

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.
Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
by yamageke July 7, 2011
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Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.
That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!
by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023
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thumper

when you thump the hump a little too hard that they fucking die
I'm going to thump the fuck out of you
They call me a thumper if you know what i mean
by Trump1`12 January 22, 2024
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Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.
I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.
by Poquets January 13, 2023
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